bigbardafree

bigbardafree:

autisticbobsaginowski:

bigbardafree:

why is it that with every other boy i talk to his opinion on comics is “i dont like too much comedy i like it dark and gritty”

like wow i fucking get it youre a hyper-masculine manly man like go pet a fucking puppy and throw out the man yogurt in your fridge god

They can’t fit man-yogurt in the fridge, that’s where all their faves’ girlfriends go.

bragi-god-of-spooky-bullshit

Straight boys

  • Me: So straight boys be like: "I like girls with 34.3in bust and 26.7in waist and perfect skin in #693e3e colour and long legs and big butt and long hair and she has to not wear too much or too little make up and her hair needs to be light blonde and straight and she needs to not wear high heels I don't like high heels".
  • Me: And then a girl is like "I like tall boys" and they are like
  • Me: "OH MY GOD YOU PICKY BITCH YOU'RE NEVER GONNA GET A BOYFRIEND CHRIST STOP BEING SO SHALLOW GET A JOB"
  • My roommate: Sounds like straight boys just want a 3D modelling program...