why is it that with every other boy i talk to his opinion on comics is “i dont like too much comedy i like it dark and gritty”
like wow i fucking get it youre a hyper-masculine manly man like go pet a fucking puppy and throw out the man yogurt in your fridge god
They can’t fit man-yogurt in the fridge, that’s where all their faves’ girlfriends go.
"can i come in?"
"i don’t know, can you?”
cursing quietly, the vampire backed away, foiled yet again by the english teacher’s pedantry